Friday, September 17, 2004

Continued from the previous episode, how had wellson been thru theses years???? Wat abt the others tat haven shown up??


Wellson: hoi Jordan, I heard tat u became gay huh??
Jordan: wah news spread so fast meh… I didn’t tell many ppl leh….
Wellson: hai… these type of news usually spread faster than others mah…
Jordan: hai…
Wellson: hoi u sure or not… I dun wan my fren to be gay 1 leh..
Jordan: this type of thing very difficult to say one lar…
Xinyan: hoi wellson u married already???
Wellson: I ??..
Ring.. ring …. Someone’s hp rang
Wellson: sorry… “ hello, yes ya I now at my class gathering.. I also dunno we will chat until wat time.. y?? wan me to fetch Louis from swimming lesson.. ok wat time ?? 8.30pm ok … then still wan to buy pads ok wat brand?? Whisper ok… gt wings one then night safe one is it ok how many packet u wan?? 2 is it ok … then also buy some fruits back is it … ok ok… ya ya .. ok bye…

Joan: wah!!! Wellson u change already huh??? Still help ppl to buy pads?? Who??? Then who is Louis??
Wellson : Louis is my son, now 3 years old, have swimming lesson , just now I just send him to the swimming complex.. the pad of cos not I used one lar… I help my niu ren to buy lar… I dun need to use pads wat….
Hui shan: married for how long already… also didn’t inform us…
Wellson: haha… nothing to tell much…
Jordan : wat liao… buddy so long liao also didn’t tell me…
Wellson : is a simple wedding at village mah therefore didn’t tell any ppl
Niru: how u noe ur wife..
Wellson: hai this type of past dun nid to telll so much one lar…
Xin yan: wah liao…how can like tat… ( mashimaro face)
Jordan: I think he pai say to say lar…

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stop stop!!!! Cut!!!!

So r u curious about how did Wellson n his wife met?? Although wellson dun wan to tell… ok ok I tell wat happened to him?? Ok now let play back the tape to year 2010 in Indonesia… have all of u played back the tape??? Ok let start…

Flash Back
Wellson was in Indonesia managing his dad’s business… One of the wealthy Bachelor in Indonesia… This very day he was on his way to meet his client who lived another end part of Indonesia… Wellson will have to pass by a few village then will reach the place… when he was driving thru this village.. he wanted to pee therefore he parked his car along the road side so that he can pee.. After he finished his “small” business, he went back to his car… he realized one of his car’s wheel is struck in the mud which made that his car cannot move.. no matter how he push the car or how he step the petal.. there is no improvement… and also this place is very smelly…. He cannot stand the smell… by that time he already very desperate already dunno wat to do?? Ok… this is where the main actress come in.. she was walking back to her home then she saw wellson, but then she do not dare to approach him… but when she saw him trying very hard but still cannot move the car.. she decided to help him.. she went up to offer help..

Wife:“ Can I help u… mayb then u can move the car..”
Wellson turned his head n was attracted by tat pair of eyes… Big round, eye lashes very long, watery.
Wellson: … err.. ok …but I think it would not help a lot ( he was a bit disappointed as it was a woman but not a man)
Wife: let try first, mayb it help..
Wellson: ok ok
Wife: then u try to start the engine then I will try to push from behind….
Wellson: y dun u start the engine then I push from behind..
Wife: I dunno how to drive… u just start the engine … I push ok!!
Wellson: ok … ( didn’t give much hope on it)
Wife pushed car as hard as she could… finally there is some improvement … she didn’t gave up hope.. push the car with all her might.. wellson saw her effort from the side mirror… suddenly the car can move n came out of the mud... without warning… the wife fell flat into the mud…
Wellson quickly get off the car n help her up… she was all covered with mud… but she still smiling sweetly to wellson n said: finally we gt ur car out…
Wellson was touched her trueness ….
Wellson : thank you very much.. by the way pardon my rudeness but wat is tat smell …
Wife: or… the smell is the just cow dung that ur car is struck in lor… now my whole body is also full of cow dung already… haha… ( laughing happily)
Wellson: cow dung!!! Haha…
Wife: I think u better get moving… or else u will late for ur appointment…
Wellson: ok thanks a lot…
Wellson drove off his car… the expression of his wife had been printed in his heart ever since…
Wellson: shit I forgt to ask her for her name!!!

Wellson cannot forgt her the past few days after the incident, so he decided to went back to the village to look for the gal … n this is how they met each other lor…. A simple gal that touches our wealthy bachelor heart….


Enough of this, let went back to 2014 the class gathering..
Everyone was chatting happily …
Wellson: wah liao.. everyone late one… I should come later… then dun need to wait …
2 shadows fall on wellson…
“ wat dun need to wait??” “ wait for mei niu leh…”
Hui shan: hoi buddies!!!
PeiJun n Xinyan: Rong rong ! Shiqi!!

2 of them look very classy in their suit…

Niru: how r u all… how come u all together??
Rong rong n shiqi smile together to each other..
Rong : well….


Hoi hoi cut!!! Stop tape!!
Today I tell u all a lot liao.. I think I better save for next time… haha…
Wat !! wat dun like tat!!! I like mah… stop complaining, wait for the next one lar….
So who is left …
Well , there is lisha, yiling, defeng, marvin, martina, michelle n emily!!! C u then!!!

Saturday, September 11, 2004

ITz been soooo long since i blogged here..i was so bored today tat i decided to read through all the prev blog tat we wrote..realised tat we are like losing our sense of hurmour le..last time our blog used to be so funny..everyone was so creative..wellson ar...jordan ar...Mich ar...so gossipy and stuff..now it jus seem to dead le..why has everyone left this blog to die alone?

hehz..alrite not so serious lar..but now itz like all abt aussie story from pj..not tat i mind listening to her complaining abt her stuffs lar..but i kind of miss everyone's entries le..like things from UR point of view and etc...u see..even i sound so serious now..tsk tsk..wat is getting into us?

I think we need a new source of inspiration of crapping to make us continue crapping...

watever happen to emily's story huh..how can it end without me making appearance? oei..dun like tat le..i not VERY popular lar..but at least still C4 ma..without me u all will be C3 only and tat doesnt sound as nice *nod head* (dun blame me for the nod head thingy..jord say tat itz cute and girls likes it and he is DA MASTER..)...

btw is there any rumour now adays? why aint we gossiping anymore? everything seems to stop after Chris got togerher with TKS...caught them red handed the other time..haha..but tat is another story...

maybe we need wellson..remember he was always the one starting nonsense and everyone used to hate him for tat...i think he needs to be hated again...hahhaaa...jus for the entertainment purpose lar..for the siao guo le..i remember tat time he change my blog to say i was gay and everyone believe...hello? I am sooo not? jus tat i am picky...if ur looking for a gay maybe u can try defeng lar...he is a mud-gay now..hahaha...too much malay guys influence...which kind of worries me as i am entertin NS and i am still single...hmm..at least i hope he is cute..wait a min...i am losing my point again..

or maybe we need secret affection again like peijun who ask emily to write tat story to propose to wellson..hahahaa...tat was good ..=) but was later editied to Azumi lar..tsk tsk..

hmm letz make a count of who is still alive now here in the blog...Wellson(as hard to believe but the lazy one is still reading)..Yiling? think so ba...Peijun who is plotting to take over this blog and use it as her own..jordano who everyone wished was here...michelle who is still huggin everyone since year one... and the great one...URs truly.. tat makes abt the 6 of us? hmm.. we gotta invite more ppl back le..like chris or joan or evern clariss rite? let us be entertained once again...

lastly as i would need all of u to know...













*THE GREAT ONE HAS JUS LEFT THIS BLOG*
jus miss doing tat...hehz

Wednesday, September 08, 2004

Continued from the last scene....
who is the one that is involve in the accident???
make a guess??? who is the one who drove the BMW???


XinYan: hoi tell us who is the one leh?? JOrdan!!!
Jordan: we will c when the person is here.
JOan: ok lor...

A figure began to walk toward to the cafe from the car park
the figure become clearer n clearer...
it seem to be a male figure... he is wearing very neat n smart with shirt n tie

Jordan: hoi brother !!!!
Wellson: hello!!! no time no c !!!! how r u??
Xinyan: just now what happen in the carpark?
Wellson: hai.. the f**k guy lar... wan to snatch my parkin... luckliy my car is bigger than his which made him had to give way to him.. haha... it must be because i m richer than him

Hui shan: wah.. rich can win ppl lar!!!!
Wellson: no lar i only joking mah...
Niru: so u married already??




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to be continued

Saturday, September 04, 2004

*hugzzz* pj.. we miss u too.. wells.. nov is nearing.. dun worry.. see, so fast u've been in aussie for 2 mths already... nov is 2 mths away.. so its quite fast.. we'll be seeing you soon!! cant wait for christmas to come n all... *excited* hehehe.. oh.. i saw ur sis on the bus when i was on my way home from work (at kumon jelita) yea.. so pretty cool.. hehe..

yea.. missing all of you.. =)